This Is Fine Office Meltdown

A stylized humorous editorial illustration of a chaotic office on fire, rendered in warm orange, amber, and smoky brown tones with cinematic lighting and painterly detail. Center the scene on a frazzled office worker seated at a desk, wearing a wrinkled olive-green button-up shirt and a loose black tie, holding a black coffee mug near his face. Replace the face with a plain rectangular censor block in a warm skin-toned color. Give him messy dark brown hair and black rectangular glasses visible from the side. Above him on a stained beige wall, place a large bold black sans-serif quote in two centered lines that reads {argument name="headline text" default="this is fine. everything is fine."}, with a hand-drawn red underline beneath it. Fill the room with visible black smoke curling from the ceiling corners, a red emergency alarm light glowing in the upper left, and a ceiling smoke detector in the upper right. On the left wall, include a crooked framed poster of a cute hanging dog with the text "HANG IN THERE!". In the lower left foreground, show a black wire trash bin engulfed in bright flames containing a sheet labeled "PLAN" with 3 checkbox items reading "do thing", "do thing", and "do thing". Put a dark desk nameplate near the front edge reading "chaos coordinator". On the desk, scatter many loose papers, sticky notes, a pen, binder clip, and general office clutter. Place a central paper labeled "DEADLINES (yikes)" in red handwriting. Add a green sticky note near the bottom left reading "call back someday maybe". To the right, place an open gray laptop with a yellow sticky note on it that says "good job me :)". In the lower right foreground, show a tipped-over beige coffee cup spilling dark coffee across papers and over a simple red line chart. On the right wall, add a whiteboard titled "TODAY:" with exactly 4 checklist items: "survive", "coffee", "pretend", and "check email (ugh)". Below it, include a wilted dead office plant in a pot and a small sticky note on the wall reading "IT'S FINE". The overall mood should be absurdly calm despite obvious disaster, with satirical corporate burnout energy, detailed smoke, embers, cracked walls, and a polished digital illustration finish.